Girl Sitting next to me: “Stephanie! Hey. Hi.”
Girl Standing next to me: “Oh my God, Angela. Hi. I like, love your earrings.”
Stephanie: “Thanks. I have the flu.”
Angela: “Oh my God, me too. I totally have the flu.”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I was like, totally barfing all night.”
Angela: “Oh my God so was I! I was totally barfing all night, too!”
Stephanie: “Why are you like, going to school today if you like, totally have the flu?”
Angela: “Because, today? In English? We’re watching Pride and Prejudice.”
Stephanie: “Oh my God, I like totally LOVE that movie.”
Angela: “Yeah, I know. I’ve like seen it like ten times.”
Audra, feeling a sudden flush of fever turning to Stephanie: “Would you like my seat?”
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So, um, no pub on Friday then?
OH! MY! GOD!! I like so totally love the pub!!
TOTALLY!
I've seen it, like, a HUNDRED TIMES!
Hmmm, if they are saying "barfing" at all, and saying "like' and "totally" that often, then Australia really has turned into the US and Australians no longer have a way of speaking that distinguishes them from Americans. I didn't think this was the cas ebut it may be - if so, a pity.
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