06 August 2011

The Skin of a Dying Man

"What have you done?"

"I woke up mad at my hair."

"I see. What's with the widow's peak?"

"I thought it would make me look like those bad ass motherfuckers in that show last night."

"You look like a mental patient."

"Will you tidy up the back for me?"

"Yes. Thank God you didn't wake up mad at your eyebrows."