English Lessons

Last week, a very brash, but very pretty young woman from some mysterious eastern European country sat behind me on the bus and practiced her English all the way into the city. In a remarkably loud voice she repeatd:

"What time?"

"Half seven thirty."

"Job hard, no good English. Work kitchen."

"I am have hungry."

"After work, I go to play football and relax."

"Fuck you. No, fuck you. I no speak fuck you to boss."