Jiminy!

"What the HELL are you doing?!"

A startled scramble for the remote control and the TV blinks off, hissing with guilt...

"Nothing."

"You're busted!  You were watching cricket."

"I was NOT watching The Cricket."

"You even said THE Cricket.  You were SO watching cricket."

"No, I wasn't."

"Well, then what was that on the screen?"

"Cricket."

"So, you were watching cricket."

"No, I wasn't watching cricket.  I was watching Chris Gayle."

"OH MY GOD - You even know their names!"

" Do you even know who Chris Gayle is?"

"No.  And I don't care."

"Well, then go back to bed and leave me alone."

"Wait a minute...are you watching The Cricket without any pants on...?"






 "mmmmaybe..."