Wishburger

Now, I am fully aware that there are some linguistic differences between American English and Australian English, but this was just ridiculous.

Imagine you are a young white male employee at McDonald's (which in Australia is called "Makka's" and is pronounced "Macker's"...see above). Now further imagine that a woman, albeit a woman with an American accent, comes in and says "I'd like a cheesburger with mayonnaise only."

What would you give her?